The Temptress Dress Up Closet

Temptress is out shopping for a new wardrobe, while The Dress Up Closet is Under Construction

The Temptress Dress Up Closet is where you can find Temptress fashion accessories, Photos from recent shows where Temptress plays Dress Up with some poor unsuspecting female in the audience. Here's where you can download the song "Dress Up" and we have the lyrics below for you to sing along. Here you also find links to Temptress' favorite fashion sites on the web. Try out the fashions at Lady BWear, they got something for everyone:

Temptress whispers something sexy to Athena on stage...like hotel room numbers

Temptress plays Dress Up with Athena at SXSW in Austin, Texas. The real Dress Up happened much later in the green room.

There were no cameras allowed, but take our word for it, there was more UnDress Up with Temptress and Athena than there was the sharing of clothing. Athena had to bring a friend, Temptress loves to share.

looks like a threesome of redheads tonight,,,, the joys of being a lesbian

One hand on the shoulder, where's the other???

Here's another unsuspecting victim, here names is Heather,,,, a real cute one but was kind of dressed like a housewife, so Temptress offered her "makeup" tips.

Heather had to check out the whole "Temptress package" right there on stage, we had to remind her that this is family entertainment....Temptress gave her a nice big wet kiss (tongue included) and sent her on her way back to suburbia.

Of course, Heather now parades around the back yard in corsets, and was recently seen at a PTA meeting in a leather mini, halter top, torn fishnets and 5 inch fuck-me heels,,,, way to go Temptress

As the happy couple head off on their honeymoon...married for the weekend only

To help you sing along here are the words to Dress Up:

I want to dress up in your things,
I'd like to show you what it means to me,
To dress up in your femininity,
To be an object of desire and beauty

When I'm myself with all the other girls,
They just can't be a part of my strange world

And maybe I'm the fool that what's to dress like you,
Will you show me, show me how I can look like all the other girls..

I want to go with you to town,
And see the places that you have found,
I know you know your way around,
Let me be the queen to wear your crown,

Am I the man, the one who's fooled the world,
Can I make them think that I'm a pretty girl ?

And maybe I'm the fool that what's to dress like you,
Will you show me, show me how I can look like all the other girls..

But I don't know how, I don't know why,
But maybe now, we'll find a way to try...

If you let me wear this dress,
I won't compete with you I must confess,
Let's try it once, take it to the test,
If I could look like you it would be the best.

Don't tell me dear you think that its all wrong,
If I looked like you it would make my love grow strong

And maybe I'm the fool that what's to dress like you,
Will you show me, show me how I can look like all the other girls

Make me look like all the other girls

Make me look like all the other,
I wish I looked like all the other,
Just dress me up like all the other girls

Okay, so you're still confused??

Don't know how to get started in your quest to dress up like Temptress??

There's nothing like experimentation and practice, practice, practice...

But sometimes you need to get a book that tells you step by step how to be the girl of your dreams

Don't like to read either? Then sign up for Miss Vera's Finishing School

Make sure you shop for the latest "slut wear" at the Fantasy Fashion Mall

Turn back time,,, way back before Temptress was born, sterilize the parents

Here's Temptress all Dressed Up as Cher to the left, doing a punky version of "Turn Back Time", we hope Diane Warren doesn't file suit.

On the right, Miss Muffy dresses up a Sonny Bono for a duet with "Cher", something called "You're Not You, Babe".. is nothing sacred? We guess Sonny and Elvis are both spinning in their graves...we wonder who's next....

This is what caused Sonny to ski straight into a tree,,,

I guess we're not in Kansas anymore,,,,Toto went for a species change

Dorothy holds on and does the Madonna feel

If you play dress up a lot, (like Temptress) every one wants you to do a Judy Garland impersonation,,,

Well Temptress has to be fashionably different by doing "Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz as a Crack Whore"...hence the name of the record and tour "Wizard of Odd"...

We think Temptress just wanted to see the Nasty Habits in skimpy little "Scarecrow as a Crack Whore", "Tinman as a Crack Whore" and Cowardly Lion as a Crack Whore" outfits..

We heard the Wizard of Odd CD Cover photo shoot turned into a wild orgy,,,"with lions and tigers and bears, oh my"... Toto better hide.. Get your own copy, click on the Amazon.com graphic below...

What's that in Temptress' crotch? Is that were Toto is hiding, bad dog

We're off to see the Wizard, that is if they'll let Temptress in the cab

Don't forget to go to EarBuzz.com for the latest Temptress CD's , T-Shirts and other Temptress swag.
Don't forget to check out the EarBuzz.com review of the Wizard of Odd album.

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