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"TEMPTRESS" - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Sequins, Sex Toys & Stilletto Heels... what can we say about someone that's in and out of institutions. Besides being well medicated, Temptress was also voted "Best Dressed" and "Most Likely to Scare Small Children" on her release from the Bellevue Hospital for the Insane. We found Temptress to be quite harmless, as long Temptress is "Sharing the Luvvv" with the Nasty Habit dancers and audiences world-wide. Fearless leader here is the founding
member back from the days when Temptress was "The World's Only
All-Male Girl Band", that's behind us now. The other
"All-Male Girls" had to be permanently committed after a six month tour,
leaving Temptress to recruit the brightest and the best the music biz
had to offer. Any advise for Temptress? Send an email to temptress@temptressrocks.com all compliments will eagerly accepted, criticism quickly ignored, fashion advise will be obviously overlooked and all potential Nasty Habits will receive a personal response........... |
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ED TORRES - Drums.
Ed gets a real nice view of the Nasty Habits Ass-ets at every gig and is subjected to the Ass called Temptress. We'll try to get a better picture of Ed soon, he doesn't like getting his picture taken around Temptress, can you blame him? When not on the road with Temptress, Ed Torres is available for Private Drum Lessons, hired-gun work for drums or percussion. |
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FRANK MALABE - Bass, Vocals. Frank is more of a punk rocker than he looks, always listening to NOFX, MXPX and probably the biggest Ramones' fan out there.
Frank comes from a long heritage of bass players and is a great singer, makes you wonder what ever made him hook up with Temptress, must be the Nasty Habits... |
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VINCE EDWARDS
- Rhythm Guitar,
Vocals. Like the Pirates of the Caribbean, we Vince visits he'll drink all your booze, eat all your food and fuck all your women. Just like a bull, he has to have them all just once, too bad he isn't hung like a bull too !!! Maybe that's why he gets to fuck them only once??? Vince is also Mr. Riff-O-Matic, always coming up with new and creative hooks, too bad he can't remember them from week to week. For Christmas, Vince needs a multi-track recorder,,he promises not to sell it on Ebay,,,you need a computer for that. |
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Bob totally shreds out on guitar and is a madman on stage, plus he plays a Les Paul. He was the guitarist for the recently disbanded One Step Beyond, a great Long Island band that never got the recognition it deserved. We're happy he's with us,,,,we hope you think he's a big addition. |
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Not really, Ed "Count Mackula" Evelyn had alot of other opportunities banging at his door. We'll miss "The Evil One" out on the road, chasing all the groupies, being the last to leave the bar and his nocturnal habits. |
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Besides besides being a great drummer, he can also take a joke, which sometime is far more important. Below Joe exposes himself to a nearby bush, finds the food in New Orleans tasty, and does a vampire impression for Halloween. We do have a this life-size picture of Joe in a housedress and a blonde wig, for sale to the highest bidder, we'll even frame it for you. |
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We affectionately refer to Joe as Mustachio, some day he'll open a restaurant by that name. All the waiters, and waitresses will have to sport the Mustachio pencil thin facial hair, patent is pending of course. Can you guess what world famous band Joe played for, before he stooped to our level? Here's a link to Joe's email, just ask him... |
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Don't
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the Breast Test.
Send us
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Louie is also the creator of the "Find Joe Pet" series of modified photographs. Once we found Joe Pet hidden in a picture of Elvis, once in a picture of John Travolta, and of course the famous "Schneider" from "One Day at a Time" (Gee, Mrs. Romano wanna see somethin' schwell??). |
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PETE DISTEFANO -- Lead Guitar "G2". (Reported Missing Jan 2000) Pete's kind of new to the band so we'll go easy on him. We do call him "Boffa" short for "boffa my balls hitting your chin". Pete drew his own private fan club at his first set of shows, seems like the photographer was attracted to "guys in leather", we warned him about wearing that leather vest on stage. When we got back Pete got engaged, I guess having his own personal stalker scared him into it.
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Lets not forget the "Temptress" Nasty Habits. Such an integral part of the Temptress team.
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Wait!!! Just when you thought the cast of characters was complete we have more.....
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 SUSAN WENDELKEN
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Vocalist. Susan's the lead singer for a killer band called "One
Step Beyond" from New York. She's got a motherfucker of a voice
and we are only too honored to have her chime in one the big Temptress
choruses. Sometimes even their bass player, Urith Myree joins in, and it's a big party. We are often on the same bill with One Step Beyond, so come early and catch these guys,,,, they rock!!!! Late breaking news from the One Step Beyond camp, the band has broken up and is playing their farewell gig on August 25th at Someplace Else in Farmingdale, Long Island. We encourage you to check out this final show...
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THE PIRANHA BROTHERS --- Sometimes a person like Temptress needs some fierce and ornery looking body guards to keep back the masses,,,,or the attack!! From the Bronx, these |
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Wizard
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THE GREEN BROTHERS --- Management. Let's not forget those behind the scene guys the Green Brothers. They take care of dealing with club owners, booking agents, record people, promotion people, the press and sometimes our families, pets and friends.
Brett
is an entertainment attorney,
he makes sure that no one takes advantage of us, except the Green
Brothers, of course!!! Seems like every one in the
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Known in
most circles at ET the Extra Testicle, we haven't dared to look and see if
there really is three. Torres consistently kicks ass at every Temptress
show, in fact he'll kick ass at every gig. 
Frank and Temptress are working on a new rockin' song
called "I'm a
Virgin, Too",
which is lots of fun yet very disturbing. More twisted lyrics came from
Frank than from Temptress, hard to believe but true. 
Vince
is the Official Dirty
Slut of the band, hide
your girlfriends and wives when Temptress comes to town.
BOB VALDERRAMA - Lead
Guitar. Bob is brand new to Temptress so we'll go easy on him, his first
Temptress gig is right around the corner, so check back in a few weeks I'm
sure we'll have plenty to say. 
ED
EVELYN -- Lead Guitar (Recently Retired). Ed just couldn't take it
anymore, the late nights, shitty food, run-down motels, hot babes, and
Nasty Habits in the dressing rooms. We think it was the site of Temptress
in the dressing room that made him get out. 
JOE PET
- Drums. (Committed
to Bellevue) Is that Gumbo?? We
just love to bust Joe Pet's balls,,, we will only post pictures of Joe
in the most compromising situations.
LOUIE SPAG --
Bass. (Now in Witness Protection Program) Initially being known by the alias "On the Lamb
Lou", for always seemingly being on the run. After a late night
show in New Orleans and a few too many cocktails...... Louie had to
relieve himself in the middle of the show... looking backstage to no
avail... all Louie could find was a garbage can behind the curtain.
Hence the new name "In The Can Lou" was born and forever
etched in the annals of Temptress history.
Louie is always prepared and
always has a backup plan...especially when it comes to practical jokes.
Often commenting on Temptress' state of mind to the audience, looked at
as the man with logic and reason. If he had any logic and reason, he
wouldn't be playing with us. A true bass player, we count on Louie to
hold down the rhythm section and he comes though time after time.
JASMIN
HALL -- Backing Vocalist. Jasmin sometimes is the only one that can keep
Temptress in line, at least mentally. Jasmin hails from Macon and often
appears as a special guest, particularly when we head South. Temptress
met Jasmin when playing golf at the Atlantis Music Conference, and was
the first person to "Share the Luvvvv" with us. She's toured
the world with the best of them, but with us she makes an exception.
M
& M, aka Michael McDonald, Road Manager. Sometimes we're on the road
with as many as ten or twelve people, and all that luggage. Temptress
alone packs for four. You need some one to whip the crowd into shape,
that's where M&M comes in. He's the one that makes sure we eat on
time, make sound checks, get to and from each city, and overall making
sure the ship doesn't sink. He also has the dreadful task of keeping
Temptress in pantyhose and cosmetic products, which isn't easy. M&M
takes real long vacations after being on the road with us, often
mumbling things like "those crazy bastard musicians" "we
can replace you with a drum machine" or "why, lord,
why??"
Wait,
wait, stop the presses, we did find a better picture of Lee from the 
music biz knows Brett, they too mumble a lot of stuff under their
collective breaths. Got any good lawyer jokes? Let us know !!! We'll
tell them all to Brett. Actually, Brett should have been a comedy
writer, he's come up with a lot of the funny things that Temptress says
and does on stage. He's pictured in the center with Randy Sadd of
Protocol Entertainment to the left and Doug Engel to his right, who said lawyers are always too serious.
