Temptress - Sex, Drag, & Rock N Roll!

Welcome to The Official TEMPTRESS Home Page !!! There Are No Rules Here, or Least as They Apply to Temptress, So Go Nuts !!! You Can Find All Kinds of Information About TEMPTRESS! (Probably Alot MORE Than You Ever Want to Know !!! ;->) Download Dirty Pictures, Listen to MP3's, Buy the Record, Check the Tour Schedule, Chat with Temptress, Learn What Mental Instability Means to You !!!, and Lots Lots More! We Can Get A Little Insane (An Understatement), So Don't Say We Didn't Warn Ya!

Temptress at Arlene's Grocery!!
Greta looks happy to be there,
How could that be?

Check out the latest interview with Temptress
on HotBands.com,
Get the dirt, pass it around, remember to wash your hands

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Temptress New Lineup !!!
Meet Greta and Scott

More about Greta Brinkman
at Her Website

Photo by Red Star Photo

Scott aka Ronnie Pudding

Scott Frassetto is now a permanent member, seen here at the Mermaid Parade, wondering what he got himself into,,, too late
Photo by Linus Gelber

Josette joins the lineup on Lead Guitar

NYC Rock N Roll Tour
Pictures Just In !!!

Temptress and Banana Fish Zero
at
Rock N Rick's Limestone, NY

Great Venue, Great People
Rick Rocks

for details go to Tour Dates Page

Date	Venue	City
Sat Jan 31	The Haunt	Ithaca, NY
Tue Feb 10	Les Foufounes	Montreal, QC
Wed Feb 11	Corktown Tavern	Hamilton, ONT
Thu Feb 12	Call the Office	London, ONT
Fri Feb 13	The 360	Toronto, ONT
Sat Feb 14	Pussycat Benefit	New York
Wed Feb 18	Bitch at Don Hills	New York
Thu Feb 19	Milly's Tavern	Manchester, NH
Fri Feb 20	Bill's Bar	Boston, MA
Sat Feb 21	Tuxedo Junction	Danbury, CT
Thu Feb 26	Rock N Ricks	Limestone, NY
Fri Feb 27	Rock N Roll Preserve	Utica, NY
Sat Feb 28	Dragonfly	Harrisburg, PA
Wed Mar 3	Mulcahy's Temptress Banned Too Outrageous !!!	Wantaugh, NY
Thu Mar 4	Brighton Bar	Brighton, NJ
Tue Mar 16	Mercy Lounge	Nashville, TN
Wed Mar 17	Blank Generation	Little Rock, AR
Thu Mar 18	Lounge Lizard	New Orleans, LA
Fri Mar 19	Ground Zero	Spartanburg, SC
Sat Mar 20	Rusty Nail	Wilmington, NC

Wed Mar 24	The HiHo Lounge	Cleveland, OH
Thu Mar 25	VooDoo	Akron, OH
Fri Mar 26	The Legion	Platteville WI
Sat Mar 27	Triple Rock Social	Minneapolis, MN
Wed May 5	Alchemy	New Haven, CT
Fri May 7	Hibernians	Monroe, NY
Sat May 8	Lucky's	Rome, NY
Wed May 12	Don Hills	NYC, NY
Thu May 13	Rock N Rick's	Limestone, NY
Fri May 14	Mohawk Place	Buffalo, NY
Sat May 15	The Haunt	Ithaca, NY
Wed May 19	Bitch @ Don Hills	NYC, NY
Wed May 26	Star Bar	Atlanta, GA
Thu May 27	Lounge Lizards	New Orleans, LA
Fri May 28	Blank Generation	Little Rock, AR
Sat May 29	Mercy Lounge	Nashville, TN
Wed June 2	Brighton Bar	Long Branch, NJ
Thu June 3	Pussycat Lounge	NYC, NY
Fri June 4	Manray Mondo Porno	Boston, MA
Thu June 10	Grass Roots	Peterboro, ONT
Fri June 11	Bovine Sex Club	Toronto, ONT
Fri June 11	Edge 102 Indie Club	Toronto, ONT
Sat June 12	Corktown Tavern	Hamilton, ONT
Sun June 13	NXNE Closing Party	Toronto, ONT
Wed June 16	Elbow Room	Yspilanti, MI
Thu June 17	Mac's Bar	Lansing, MI
Fri June 18	Kraftbrau	Kalamazoo, MI
Thu June 24	Seventh Ave entry	Minneapolis, MN
Fri June 25	TBA	Madison, WI
Thu July 1	Bug Jar	Rochester, NY
Fri July 2	Lucky's	Rome, NY
Sun July 4	Christina's Party	Watertown, NY
Thu July 15	McCormacks	Richmond, VA
Fri July 16	Rusty Nail	Wilmington,NC
Sat July 17	Pit Surf	Kill Devil Hill, NC
Tue July 20	The Limelight	Myrtle Bch, SC
Wed July 21	Dark Horse Tavern	Atlanta, GA
Thu July 22	Lounge Lizards	New Orleans, LA
Fri July 23	Blank Generation	Little Rock, AR
Sat July 24	Heathers Hideaway	Johnson City, TN
Fri July 30	Don Hills	New York, NY
Sat Aug 7	Rock N Rick's	Limestone, NY
Fri Aug 13	Abbey Lounge	Boston, MA
Sat Aug 14	Uptown Tavern	Manchester, NH
Fri Sept 24	Mondo Porno SF	San Francisco
Sun Sept 26	Folson Street Fair	San Francisco

Sat Oct 31	Halloween Parade	New York

More Dates added soon

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One of our favorite Toronto band

Friday, October 31, 2003
Halloween Night 7:00PM

See the Blow by Blow of
Halloween 2002 Soon

Village Halloween Parade 2001
Sixth Avenue, NYC

Temptress smoked ' em at last years shootout

read the MusicDish Review

Links to Temptress Music

Live Songs
Gimme Shelter

House Party

Sweet Transvestite

Time Warp

Shithouse Blues

Christmas Songs

White Christmas

You're A Mean One Mr Grinch

Songs From "Odd Squad"

Last Christmas season,
Temptress was played by every smash hit versions of
"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
and
"White Christmas"

Click on a Grinch
to go to the Temptress Rock Radio Finder Page,
where you'll find your favorite station,
Email them a request for
"Crack the Whip",
Call their 800 Numbers
and demand to hear
"Queen for a Day"
or beg for more
"Pills"
from your Rock N Roll Nurse
by Web Submission
....Do it now...Do it often...
or just annoy a DJ you hate...

What is Pink Flamingo Day ????

Temptress named first ordained minister of the Church of the Pink Flamingo

OK, First you have to know our very good friend, Scott Bonelli. Scott runs a cool company called Big Head Studio. Scott was the one that got the four girls to run on stage topless in San Francisco and took the pictures that grace the Temptress Web Site Entrance. We met Scott at the San Francisco Adult Expo show, he was one of the exhibitors there and was immediately the hit of the parties. Scott also shows up at various Temptress shows with Sex Toys, Body Paint and a whole assortment of fun stuff for everyone to play with, audience included.

We first tripped into the Church of the Pink Flamingo on a Google News Search, looking for some information on a John Waters movie by the same name and found the story of the City of Cranston Rhode Island, the ACLU and the Church of the Pink Flamingo. We immediately knew the story smelled like a Bonelli idea and that he lived somewhere in Rhode Island, upon further reading we found it to be our good friend.

Now the Church started by Scott, who now we refer to as Pope Scott, is all about Love, Peace and Frivolity, which is something we all can use a little more of these days. So seeing the tie in with John Waters Movie, that actually has nothing to do with the Church of the Pink Flamingo, but starred one famous Drag Queen named Divine, we thought it fitting for Temptress to be ordained by Pope Scott in the Church of the Pink Flamingo, which as immediately granted.

So now, Reverend Temptress has been commissioned to write and perform the official rock n roll hymn for The Church of the Pink Flamingo. We've got a ton of ideas, but hymns don't come easy, but we know it will about Love, Peace and Frivolity,,,if you have an ideas send them in...

Temptress Featured in
Maxim Magazine
July Issue ???

Maxim is the favorite magazine of Temptress, hot babes, funny jokes, clever commentary, but most of all the big Temptress feature !!!!

Wizard of Odd Almost Sold Out, Click CD Cover to Buy Now!!

Another Big Entertainment Deal
for Temptress

New sitcom based on the backstage, onstage and off-stage live and times of Temptress under development.

Temptress is cast in feature role playing
(drum roll)................Temptress ,,,,, wow,,,,,,,,what a stretch

In new sitcom called She's All That, click below to read the outline..

Polish off the Emmy Awards, sitcoms will never be the same, we can see it now......

We can't wait to see what this does to the Temptress ego,,,,,,
,,,,,as if it weren't big enough already

Reviews are pouring in.. Click the link to EarBuzz.com and read for yourself, then buy your own copy, get Temptress Swag like T-Shirts, Sexy Lingerie, be the first on your block to own the Temptress doll......make it dress the way you want..

CD Baby - Preferred Temptress Reseller

Quick Delivery, Friendly Service, That's CD Baby

Go see what AudioGalaxy.com has to say about Temptress... the Wizard of Odd CD, and Rock N Roll in general

Temptress takes NXNE 2000 by storm, rated as the best performance of NXNE 2000 at the World Famous El Mocambo, then repeats the feat at NXNE 2001 at the Bovine Sex Club. Read the review, buy the CD, come see the show, send Temptress email, come back and visit us often here at TemptressRocks.com

What is Temptress all about? Don't ask us, we're not doctors. This is a good place for beginners to start out. Have fun, move on to other destinations on this site. We keep adding and changing stuff, come back often, bring your friends !!!!

What does it take to be part of Temptress???? This is where you meet the cast of characters, the musicians, the dancers, the singers, even some dirt on the management !!! Stories of the parties, the orgies, the recovery program, read the latest review....

The World Famous Nasty Habits !!! So much a part of Temptress folklore and legend, lots of stories and photos of the girls "struttin' their stuff", giving Temptress the work over, we got hot just thinking.........

Yes, That's Toronto's CJ Sleez in an Afro

Click Above to see what CJ is up to when not on tour with Temptress

Wizard of Odd Almost Sold Out, Click CD Cover to Buy Now!!

You think you have what it takes to become a Nasty Habit ?? Take our easy quiz, send it along with some photos. If you pass, you get a "casting couch" audition by Temptress.

Temptress holds a World Record for a big something, no not for that, something really, really big !!! The record is still intact after three long years, come see !!!! We'll try to break our own record again this year...

Why is everyone talking about Temptress ??? Come hear and see what latest celebrity gossips have on Temptress. Judy Tenuta, Danny Bonaduce, Howard Stern, Joan Rivers, the National Enquirer and the local police departments all speak out !!!!!!!!!

Last Christmas season,
Temptress was played by every smash hit versions of
"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"
and
"White Christmas"

Where does Temptress find the Nasty Habits ???

At SuperModelForever.com

Warn your neighbors in advance !!! Get your booster shots, lock up your booze, hide your women and children !!! Find out when Temptress rolls into your town, wreaking havoc to those young and old..........
.................................Entertainment is back !!!

Group therapy for the masses, drop into the Temptress Chat Room, discuss how your life has never been the same since your last Temptress show. Share you most intimate hidden secret with strangers. We gotta talk !!!

Need to spruce up your wardrobe??? Do it in Temptress style, get your own Temptress T-Shirts, Hats, Stockings, Garter Belts, Stiletto Heels, Lingerie, Sex Toys, and much more !!! You can even buy our CD's, what a novel idea.

Wizard of Odd Almost Sold Out, Click CD Cover to Buy Now!!

Where does Temptress get all
the coolest Makeup Tips ????

Too bad we can't get Temptress....
to follow simple instructions......

We got so excited we forgot how to spell downloads. Try before you buy, download MP3, Real Audio and Liquid Audio versions of the music. Heck we put entire songs out there for free, if you can find them all you win a special prize!! Live audio here too !!!

Use the Temptress site as your stepping stone to bigger and better places, hop off our site and visit some of our friends, bands we think are cool, go find your fetish on the net, or launch from here to your favorite porno site,,, y'all come back real soon !!

Elvis didn't die........He had a sex change. The King is now a big ol' Queen, here you'll find Shelvis the TransVelvis an occasional guest on the Temptress stage for a little bit of a Hunka-Hunka Burnin" good time !!!

So you want to be a Rock N Roll Star like Temptress?

Make sure you pass muster at RockSchool.com, a must see for all musicians, managers, agents and roadies.

Make sure you visit the "Queen for a Day" throne. Not only do we feature the song by the same name, but everything else of royalty. Find links to drag queen sites, get the royal tour, or just sit on the throne.........

Your punishment is fifty lashes in the "Crack the Whip" dungeon. See how much abuse you can handle. Find links to S&M sites, dial your favorite fetish and come on down !!! There's something for Masters, Slaves and everything in between.

Take a tour of the "Hollywood" Wax Museum. Everything is glamorous on this expedition, we're puttin' on the makeup, adding a lot of glitter, and watching our star rise.... Hollywood wishes it were this cool.....

Wizard of Odd Almost Sold Out, Click CD Cover to Buy Now!!

Make a reservation at the "Working Girl" brothel. This is were Nasty Habits go after retirement. Pack up your condoms, break out the Astro-Glide, and bring plenty of cash...find the "Working Girl" of your dreams then have your way with her......

UR Not Alone is a Big Supporter of Temptress

Model T'*S is the "Sister" site to UR Not Alone
featuring TransGirls with RealDolls

Every day people find new uses for their RealDolls

Why hide in your closet, when you can come play in ours? The "Dress Up" closets features makeup and fashion tips from Temptress. Find links and a tutorial on how you can dress like Temptress...like one isn't enough.

Before you get the hell out of here and save your sanity, make sure you sign our guestbook. When we're old and retired, we want to reminisce over all the morons, psychopaths, and mental defectives that visited.

E-mail TEMPTRESS by clicking his image above. Call (978)-975-5180 for merchandise ordering information!

For official business, contact

Tom Korkidas
ICBM Productions

booking@temptressrocks.com

Tel: 978-688-4635

Fax: 978-688-3980

Don't forget to go to EarBuzz.com for the latest Temptress CD's , T-Shirts and other Temptress swag.
Don't forget to check out the EarBuzz.com review of the Wizard of Odd album.

Check out other EarBuzz.com artists while you're there...

For fan correspondence, death threats, and a good time contact

TEMPTRESS
temptress@temptressrocks.com

Check out the latest interview with Temptress
on HotBands.com,
Get the dirt, pass it around, remember to wash your hands

Wizard of Odd Almost Sold Out, Click CD Cover to Buy Now!!

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