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Here she is everybody....Once known as the great
*Elvis*....he didn't die....he HAD A SEX CHANGE, and lots of liposuction! Now, for your pleasure and
entertainment....
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Shelvis is currently, according to the Weekly World News, in seclusion. The once King of Rock N Roll has decided to lay low after his sex-change surgery and extensive liposuction. The King is now the Queen, and on tour to support the new RCA compilation "Elvis #1 Hits" in order to meet the terms and conditions of his record contract. The Queen had this to say about the upcoming tour "Damn *&^%$# RCA Records, they were holding Lisa Marie hostage, told me I had to fill my end of the recording contract those &^%$$#@@#@@ !!!"
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Occasionally the King
(Queen?) can be spotted belting out one of his/her old songs onstage, or
even some "new" Shelvis songs from the upcoming release called
"DisGraceland, Off the Toilet and Out of the Closet". The new record will feature completely new songs that Colonel Parker had rejected, wanting to keep Elvis in the closet, the CD will feature "Queen for a Day", "Shithouse Blues"
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Call
(978)-688-4635 to book ShElvis for your next party or event! Order
merchandise, leave messages for Shelvis or the band, join the Transvelvetine
Fan Club,
and hear songs off of the new Shelvis the TransvElvis CD, "DisGraceland,
Off the Toilet and Out of the Closet"!
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Shelvis recently appeared at the Exotic Erotic Ball in the middle of the Temptress show at the Cow Palace in san Francisco in front of 15,000 screaming fans to announce the upcoming tour. The new tour plans will be announced soon, the tour has been rumored to be sponsored by Depends Adult Diapers, Rolaids and Aquanet Hairspray, stay tuned. |
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Also
check out El Vez the Mexican Elvis Shelvis loved being the King, Other recommended
Elvis Presley sites
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OK; Legal stuff- we are in no way connected in any official capacity to Elvis Presley or his minions, etc. we are not attempting to disgrace or defame his name. Also, as far as we know, the Weekly World News has never written about Shelvis the She-Elvis or Temptress, and probably never will. We made all of this up. This is only a joke, I repeat, only a joke!! Leave us the Hell alone!Shelvis
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